Dear readers of CALIFORNIA who say Frida and Cal do nothing but have sex:
Frida and Cal have sex three times over the course of the present narrative, which, save for a time-jump at the end, covers about four or five weeks. Having sex three times in that span of time—and, also, thinking about how you had sex in the past, in a world without any other forms of entertainment—isn’t that much sex. Seriously.
I am worried that readers aren’t getting laid enough. Let’s all go masturbate and/or get some action.
Public service announcement
Q:My husband doesn't want to go down on me even if I go down on him. What should I do?
I understand/ how about metaphor/ okay/ if a man is ruined like a ditch don’t keep washing your hands in him